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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 23:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

How has your life changed since starting college?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

No way

What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What do you wear when you are alone at home?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will NOT certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Why?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..