What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 23:45

Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
How has your life changed since starting college?
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
No way
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..